Who is this Mike guy, anyway?

Some
of you who may have been drafted for Jacket Bearer duty may only be a
friend of friend when it comes to our unwitting victim, Mike, so you're
probably wondering who this Mike dude is, anyway, and why this is worth
all the bother.
On the latter score, the short answer is just that the opportunity has
presented itself, and that he's a pretty good sport. At least, we
sincerely hope so, since we're going to all this trouble - and the fact
that he's packing heat, too.
Anyway, Mike is our buddy who's recently retired from the police force,
and as such has his undercover jacket - or at least had it, until we
pinched it. He now is a full-time pilot, and we're all pretty
jealous of that fact.
One point to stress: Mike thinks
he lost The Jacket, and we're cruel enough to let him persist in
this believe - after all, it facilitates our fun here. So mum's
the word about the whole Jacket thing, s'ok?
Last update: Jan 31, 2006
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